Toy Funny

NERF has entered the gel blaster game with Gelfire Mythic! This high-performance rechargeable fully-automatic gel blaster can fire off ten rounds per second and comes with a high capacity 800-round hopper in addition to 10,000 dehydrated rounds.33

Recreate one of the most epic scenes in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy using the Battle of Helm’s Deep LEGO set. This  1,368 piece set comes with everything necessary to construct the iconic fortress and pit the forces of good and evil against each other.78

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.18

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.19

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.20

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.22

Put your patience to the ultimate test with Monopoly Longest Game Ever. In this unique and extremely time-consuming edition not even bankruptcy will get you out of the game. It can only be brought to an end once a player acquires every single property on the board.48

Make game night as uncomfortable as a Thanksgiving dinner with the Right or Racist party game. This wildly entertaining game will not only create laughter but also spark lively debates and political discussions for both conservatives and liberals to argue endlessly over.60

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.16

Declare an all-out war on dryness by soaking everyone in sight with this army tank pool float. Styled like a pint-size tank, it’s made from ultra-durable vinyl and comes with a working cannon that will shoot a stream of water up to fifty feet away.39

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.50

Help relieve anxiety and stress during the workday by keeping your hands busy with the infinity cube fidget toy. This plastic cube comes outfitted with small hinges that let you effortlessly alter the shape of the cube single-handedly.63

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.55

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.67